olddblueeyes wrote:remember who started this. i dont think your listening. all 8th grade parents arent like you were. we took our girls to established clubs and they made the team. ive heard of parents coaching teams so their dd could play but starting a club? wow. instead of being proud of your "accomplishments" (hehe) you seem unfulfilled. games or sets? joker or riddler? i will give you this, you are committed to enlightening us all one by one. not.
...all the conjecture, demeaning, etc. on a 14U thread. Will be interesting to follow this group as they progress through the JRVB carreers (spelling) of their DDs and actually know what they're freaking talking about.
so where's my gift/advise? try to have a nice.... hour?
01. Your total sum of volleyball playing experience was a July 4th
backyard picnic, beer in hand, and you lost. church picnic won in three those snooty deacons wifes had it coming.
02. Your 8th grade DD is a can't miss D1 middle…all 5'6" of her. watch it buster
03. It took a good JRVB coach six-months to undue what you instructed your DD to do the day before tryouts. eat heathy and go to sleep early
04. Your credentials are that you had an older DD that already went through the system even though she's now working the drive up window at Wendy's. wife played hs niece played in europe see my church stats above
05. Night after night you do sprints in the backyard dreaming that one day you'll be promoted from team water bottle filler to ball shagger. ha im going straight to the top chaperone
06. The most challenging part of your JRVB is seeking out other parents that know less about volleyball than you to sit with during the season. thats a tough one your not on our team
07. Your DD's eyes roll like a slot machine as you critique every practice drill and how she did in each on the drive home. 5 min is that too much to ask for months of time and thousands of $$ actually us parents don't see practice we go to the nearest liquor store and throw dice
08. You believe line-ups are set by players' hair color and that the coach likes blondes the best with your DD being a brunette. are you kiddin me how did i miss that one you are a varitable database
09. You're carrying more camera gear than the local news station. small hdd and tripod what do they have
10. Your only comprehension of overlap has to do with the old waistline and belt. hey I've been working out I'm starting to look like brock lesner (former wrestler turned mma fighter)(just google it)
