Footage I'd like to see:

Just a tense deciding game match - score something like 58-58. Both teams out of subs, both teams coaches struggling mightily to control their respective excretory systems. A sudden, violent collision at the net with 2 players from each team getting a bit overzealous fighting over a joust. Multiple players under the net, a pile of humanity at the center line, both coaches stampede the R2 claiming each opponent was under the net first.

One teams MB upset with the other.

MB 1 says to MB2: "Try and keep your feet on your side of the net!"

MB2: "Try and keep your foundation off my jersey!"

MB1: "I don't wear foundation!"

MB2: "Oh... You think - Umm... You think you have the - ya know - the skin for that?"

This exchange touches off the first recorded bench clearing brawl in JO volleyball history. Just an epic embroligio of hair pulling and WWF style steel chair shots being exchanged.

PS - Before you start lighting me up in this thread - please know I am kidding.

PPS - Mostly.