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I was talkin' to the bird
I was talkin' to the bird
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 iamstatler |
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Posts: 43 (04/01/08 11:56 AM) |
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Beaker |
Everybody Knows The Bird Is The Word... | ||
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Posts: 229 (04/01/08 12:05 PM) |
"Innocently, Sharon Dingman walks into what she thinks will just be a simple press conference. The second she walks into the room, confetti explodes into
the air, disco balls shine their lights on the walls and a four piece mariachi band fills the room with music. Iowa AD, Gary Barta, shakes Dingman's hand
and says 'Congratulations Sharon! You were the 1,000,000th interviewee for our volleyball position! Here is the Key to the City and this really cool
hat!'"
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InTheKnow |
Caption Contest | ||
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Posts: 130 (04/01/08 12:47 PM) |
Statler, you stole my line. I had several caption ideas, but for one reason or another, I cannot post them. Suffice to say, they were along the lines of
" That is the biggest dump I have ever seen a bird take" or " That is the first time I have seen a picture of a bird giving birth", but
since I do not know Sharon, I hesitate to ridicule or slam her. I hope that she does a wonderful job. My last thought is, who in the Iowa Athletic Dept.
thought the picture was a good idea?
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Beaker |
Heard In The Back Of The Room.... | ||
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Posts: 229 (04/01/08 2:30 PM) |
....Iowa AD, Gary Barta, laughing maniacally then saying to the SWA "Psst....hey we convinced her to be our new volleyball coach. Think we can make her
wear this foam hawk head??"
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vbgans |
"It looks good on you though" | ||
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Posts: 42 (04/02/08 8:34 AM) |
"You get a free bowl of soup with that hat." |
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Posts: 130 (04/04/08 4:05 PM) |
Did anyone else notice that Florida Gulf Coast listed all of the applicants for the head coaching job? I believe that is the first time I have seen that. I am
sure that is going to go over well.
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prepwatcher |
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Posts: 91 (04/04/08 4:43 PM) |
InTheKnow wrote: I thought it was bad when a few other schools made their list of finalists public, but this is a whole new level of throwing people under the bus! It will be interesting to see how many people withdraw their name. |
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LBJ Rants |
Been awhile | ||
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Posts: 27 (04/23/08 4:49 PM) |
Gentleman...and Statler,
It has come to my attention that an emergency meeting must be held in order to form a search party in an attempt to find our friend Waldorf. It seems that he has "wandered off the reservation." (Statler and Beaker, please excuse my use of a cliche; it's so elementary). Perhaps if vbgans can turn up the Biz, we can lure him back under the impression that we are having an early Cinco De Mayo fiesta. Also, I am tabling my forthcoming rant regarding club teams, club parents, club tournament organizers, club tournament referees, club coaches (except for Neil Mason--fight the power), and club tournament concessions. vbgans, beaker, itk, statler, Please list for discussion and for the education of all those lurking silently the following in no particular order... Your top ten R&B slow jams (the ones that help you close). Statler, you can call me if you need further definition. |
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LBJ Rants |
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Posts: 27 (04/23/08 4:59 PM) |
I have my list. I will give you a sample...
Luther Vandross -- Superstar (12 minute extended mix) -- I do remember, you told me you loved me, baby! Phyllis Hyman -- Old Friend -- Never heard it? Sit in your "easy chair" and enjoy. Shirley Murdoch -- As We Lay -- Take your time, Big Shirley. Like I said, just a preview. |
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Beaker |
You Sir, Have Me At A Disadvantage | ||
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Posts: 229 (04/23/08 6:06 PM) |
I would, like, soooooo rather hear your rant on all things club volleyball than answer your post. Not because I dislike R&B music (well, I'm not a fan
but let's not venture into dislike), but because I've never used a song to "close".
Now before everyone starts thinking that I'm bragging that I have some sort of prowess I have with the ladies, let's just remember something....I do. However, those of you close to me know that Mrs. Beaker and I have been together for a really long time. We don't turn on any music in fear of waking up the Beakerlings and ruining our 10 minutes of freedom we have. Last thing I need is Marvin Gaye playing in the background while hearing, "Mommy, Daddy? That music woke me......DADDY! What are you doing?!?" As for brother Waldorf, from what I understand he's joined some form of army. A shock to all, I know, but he got some big time recruiting spiel about mountains, clean air and blondes. Took him all of 30 seconds to enlist. Since you are absolutely bugging me for an answer, I will let you know that the one song that started off the relationship with my wife of many years was......."Wild Thing" by Tone Loc. Damn right. |
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